If you’re looking for a fortune-teller cliché - a beshawled madame of the type normally residing in a horse-drawn caravan often found at fairgrounds, or a spooky seance with flashes of light, clouds of ectoplasm, mysterious knocking sounds, astonishing voices or theatrical Victoriana parlour tricks, then I’m afraid I’m going to have to disappoint you. 

 

If, on the other hand, you are looking for a genuine psychic clairvoyant and medium who offers her clients a range of benefits such as peace of mind, inner peace, closure, self discovery or inspiration, then welcome. I knew you’d get here eventually.

 

Sorry, that last sentence was an attempt at psychic humour…